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र्गियों के फार्म में निरीक्षण के लिए इंस्पेक्टर आया.इंस्पेक्टर: तुम मुर्गियों को क्या खिलाते हो?पहला मालिक: बाजरा.इंस्पेक्टर: खराब खाना खिलाता है, इसे गिरफ्तार कर लो.दूसरा मालिक: चावल.इंस्पेक्टर: खराब खाना, इसे भी गिरफ्तार कर लो.संता (डरते हुए): हम तो जी मुर्गियों को 5-5 रुपए दे देते हैं कि जो तुम्हारी मर्जी है जाकर खा लो

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